Karkat and Genderbent Sollux

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: ERIDAN?
▼: hello.
▲: UGH. HI THOLLUKTH.
▼: wow, thank2 a22hole.
▼: ii don't know why you're lookiing for ampora but iif you fiind hiim, 2trangle hiim for me.
▲: WHY?
▼: that'2 none of your concern.
▲: TELL ME, OR I WONT TOUCH HIM.
▲: HAHA.
▼: then ii'll ju2t 2trangle hiim my2elf.
▲: THATS NO FUN.
▼: you're goiing two fuckiing laugh.
▼: everyone laugh2.
▲: NO I WONT.
▼: what iif, hypothetiically, that fii2hy fuckface u2ed that 2tupiid fuckiing WAND THIING and now ii'm a fuckiing giirl, pectoral orb2 and fuckiing everythiing.
▲: ...
▲: SERIOUSLY.
▼: hypothetiically.
▲: WOW.
▲: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
▼: ugh you're 2uch a douche.
▼: iif ii tell you, you can't laugh.
▲: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
▼: well my haiir ii2 a lot longer, iit kiind of pool2 around my 2houlder2. obviiou2ly ii have the2e 2hiitty pectoral orb2, they're uncomfortable becau2e they don't fuckiing fiit iin my 2hiirt properly. my hiip2 are fuckiing. ugh. ii look 2TUPIID.
▼: 2tupiid, that'2 what ii look liike.
▲: HAHA, CAN I COME SEE YOU?
▲: I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOU SAY NO, IM ON MY WAY.
▼: dude you are 2uch an a22hole!
▼: you even 2aiid you wouldn't laugh!
▲: C'MON SOLLUX. I BET YOU LOOK HOT.
▼: dude gro22, ii don't look hot.
▼: waiit what the fuck.
▼: why ii2 my face warmiing up.
▲: ....
▲: OKAY, IM HERE. LET ME IN ASSHOLE.
▼: -growls but complies and hesitantly opens the door, hiding behind it.-
▲: *he walks in, smirking* LET ME SEE YOU, THOLLUKTH.
▼: hell no, KK. fuck that noii2e from every goddamn oriifiice.
▲: *he grabs the side of the door and starts pulling on it, trying to close it*
▼: -holds on tighter, but was scrawny to begin with and her current condition isn't really helping. she stumbles back, falling to the floor.-
▼: ow, a22hole!
▲: *he smiles and holds a hand out for sol*
▼: ..-warily looks at his hand before grabbing it with her own.-
▲: *pulls her up* YOU DONT LOOK THAT BAD, SOL.
▼: -grumbles, looking to the side with a scowl.- ye2 ii do, there thiing2 don't even fiit iin my 2hiirt, they're 2quii2hed 2o they look a lot fuckiing 2maller.
▼: do you know how 2tupiid ii feel, ii can't even fiit iinto my 2hiirt2.
▲: *he shrugs* DONT YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SHIRTS?
▼: no dumba22, iin ca2e you haven't notiiced ii'm not iinto fa2hiion and ii wa2n't exactly planniing thii2.
▼: what do you want me two do, walk around fuckiing tople22.
▲: *he shrugs, and says jokingly* I WOULDNT MIND.
▼: -growls and lifts the collar of her shirt to hide her cheeks.- fuck you KK.
▲: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SOL?
▼: -mumbles with a flustered face.- none of your goddamn bu2iine22.
▲: *he walks over to her* ARE YOU FUCKING BLUSHING?
▼: -grinds her teeth, glaring daggers at the other troll.- no, a22hole!
▲: *smirking, puts his hands on the top of the clothes and tries to pull down*
▼: -jerks her head back, exposing a heated blush.- knock iit off a22hole, ii ju2t told you ii'm not!
▲: YOU ARE SO BLUSHING SOLLUX.
▲: WHY?
▼: -lifts her leg and kicks karkat in the stomach.- back off you douche!
▲: *holds himself where he was kicked*
▼: -grumbles and pulls her shirt down, looking to the side with a scowl.- ii told you.
▲: *he growls* I WAS JUST ASKING WHY YOU WERE BLUSHING, GOD.
▼: ii wa2n't blu2hiing.
▲: SOLLUX, YES YOU WERE.
▲: DONT FUCKING DENY IT,
▼: ii wa2 not, ii don't have a fuckiing rea2on two blu2h you douche.
▲: OH REALLY?
▼: really, a22hole.
▲: *walks back up to her and feels her face* YOUR FACE IS YELLOW, DIPSHIT.
▼: -freezes up, clenching her fists as her face heats up more.-
▲: SO WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING SOLLUX?
▼: -swallowa hard.- ii don't know!
▲: *puts his hand down* I THINK YOU'RE LYING.
▼: -swallows again, looking to the side.- dude fuckiing knock iit off, ii'm 2eriiou2.
▼: why the pii22 do you care anyway2.
▲: *he backs away, smirking* ALRIGHT I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. AND I JUST DO, OKAY?
▼: -coughs and looks back towards the redblood.- well that'2 becau2e you're a blubberiing iidiiot, KK.
▲: *shrugs* I KNOW.
▼: -stares down awkwardly, her face finally returning to its natural shade.- what were you lookiing for ampora for, anyway2.
▲: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS *he grumbles*
▼: hell no, ii'm fuckiing curiiou2 and you've already barged iinto my hiive 2peciifiically when ii 2aiid not two.
▲: I AM NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL TELLING YOU WHY.
▼: aw come on KK, look! you know my biig 2ecret!
▲: .NO I AM NOT TELLING YOU. IT'LL MESS THINGS UP, AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A FUCKASS RETARD.
▼: -tugs on the sleeve of his shirt a little.- c'mon KK, plea2e? ii promii2e not two 2ay anythiing.
▲: NO.. ITS EMBARRASSING..
▼: and you don't thiink ii'm embarra22ed?
▼: -tugs a little harder.- plea2e?
▲: DONT LAUGH OR GET MAD, OKAY?
▼: um. okay?
▲: FUCK. I SOUND LIKE A CREEP, BUT UH. HERE I GO.
▲: I WAS HUNTING DOWN ERIDAN, SINCE YOU TWO ARE KISMESISES, RIGHT?
▼: but contiinue ii 2uppo2e.
▲: AND UH. I WAS HOPING THAT YOU TWO HAVE MAYBE PAILED OR SOMETHING SO I COULD ASK HIM WHAT YOU LIKE BECA- *he shoves his hands over his face and the rest all comes out mumbled* BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, SOL.
▼: no, we're..not kii2me2ii2e2, KK. ii reject hii2 advance2 every tiime.
▲: FUCK FUCK FUCK.
▲: ,KMJNIHBGVYFCTDXR.
▲: HE TOLD ME YOU TWO, WERE.
▲: FUCK. IVE MANAGED TO SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT, BE A FUCKASS, SOUND LIKE A CREEP, AND STILL EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
▼: -flushes a dark yellow.- ii.
▲: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.
▼: -squirms around nervously, clutching the end of her shirt.- um.
▲: I'LL JUST LEAVE SO YOU WONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME ANYMORE.
▼: -she wants to say something, she really does, but every time she tries to talk it comes out strangled.- my. ii feel weiird.
▲: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISGUSTED.
▼: what nonono!
▼: -coughs and looks down steadily, swearing under her breath at how stupid she sounded.-
▼: iit'2 ju2t.
▼: you probably 2tiill don't feel that way 2iince um.
▼: ii. ii'm haviing my current ii-ii22ue.
▲: NO, SOLLUX. I STILL FUCKING DO.
▼: 2hiit. fuck, KK. -hides her face in her shirt completely.-
▲: *he sighs* I CAN LEAVE, IF YOU WANT.
▼: -shakes her head, hesitantly lifting her shirt down to reveal a flustered face.- ii ju2t.
▼: -mumbles.- ii don't know how two 2ay the feeliing2 are reciiprocated.
▲: W-WHAT
▲: SERIOUSLY
▼: -growls, trying to hide her cheeks again.- you dumbfuck why el2e would ii be blu2hiing liike a gii- fuck, nevermiind that analogy.
▼: why el2e would ii be blu2hiing.
▲: WELL I DONT KNOW.
▲: IT COULD BE A SICK JOKE OF YOURS.
▲: REVENGE FOR SOME SHITTY THING IVE PROBABLY DONE TO YOU.
▼: -stomps her feet in frustration.- you're 2o 2tupiid!
▼: you 2tupiid, den2e fuck! -grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him closer, pressing their lips together.-
▲: *his eyes widen in surprise, but he kisses her back*
▼: -eases up, draping her arms over his shoulders with a soft sigh of contentment.-
▲: *he smiles into the kiss and moves his arms around her waist, hesitantly and nervously*
▼: -murmurs his name, willing her eyes shut and tilting her head to deepen the kiss.-
▲: *he closed his eyes too, kissing her passionately*
▼: -gives a small, muffled cry of approval and tangles her hands in his hair, tugging him closer.-
▲: *he bites her lower lip slightly, trying to get her to open her mouth more*
▼: -hesitantly parts her lips, pressing their chests together with a sigh of his name.-
▲: *he tongues her lightly, his hands pulling her closer*
▼: -arches her back, brows furrowing together as her hands move to his chest, fingers curling against his shirt.-
▲: *he keeps tonging her, a little more ragily*
▼: -clutches his shirt tighter, opening her mouth more and gently sucking on his tongue.-
▲: *he lets out a little moanish sigh, letting go of her hips and moving them to the hem of his own shirt*
▼: -her hands follow his, trailing her fingertips over them before sliding her hands under his shirt to trace his stomach, murmuring.- karkat..
▲: *he says nothing back, just makes another sigh as he tries to lift his shirt up*
▼: -presses a soft kiss to his lips, breaking away so he can get the shirt over his head.-
▲: *he pulls it over his head and tosses it to the floor, and resumes kissing her*
▼: -glides her hands over his chest with an appreciative hum, kissing back slowly.-
▲: *smiles and moves his hands over her back, rubbing it*
▼: -squirms in place, arching against his touch and tugging at her shirt somewhat.-
▲: *he smirks and breaks the kiss, and speaks in an almost whisper tone* WANT IT OFF?
▼: -bites her lip and nods slowly, pressing against him.-
▲: *he slowly starts to lift her shirt up*
▼: -gives a soft cry of impatience, rubbing her clothed chest against his bare one.-
▲: *he smirks and pulls the shirt over her head*
▼: -a light blush blooms over her cheeks, slowly pressing her now exposed chest against him with a muffled whimper.-
▲: *he smiles and lifts his hand to feel her chest, going for a kiss again*
▼: -lets out a soft gasp at the feeling, her eyes lulling closed as she kisses back.-
▲: *he breaks the kiss for a second and stays feelin her, but asks* IS THAT OKAY?
▼: -murmurs with a flushed face, pressing her chest against his hands.- ii-iit'2 more than okay.
▲: *he smiles*
▲: ALRIGHT, THEN
▼: -gives a soft moan of the other's name, clutching his shoulders and pressing her face to his chest.- mmh.
▲: *he accidently ground his hips into the other, pulling her closer as he did so*
▼: -her breath hitches, lolling her head back with a shaky cry of pleasure.- k-karkat!
▲: Y-YEAH? *says nervously*
▼: -grabs at his shoulders, rolling her hips forward with quick breaths of air.- d-do that again p-plea2e.
▲: *smirks and does as he was told to*
▼: -hisses in pleasure, curling her toes and whispering in his ear.- pre22 me agaiin2t the w-wall or 2omethiing that'2 not good en-enough.
▲: *he gently pushes her against the wall and started to grind against her again*
▼: -tilts her head back, glasses sliding off of her face when her head bumps the wall.- karkat..g-god ye2 do that agaiin.
▲: *he does it again, grunting this time*
▼: -pants slightly, her breathing becoming shallow.- m-mmh..fuck you 2ound n-niice.
▲: *he smiles and feel the top of her pants, trying to find the button*
▼: -guides his hands to the buttons, helping him unzip the article of clothing.-
▲: *he tugs the pants down and starts to work on his own*
▼: -kicks her pants off and discards her socks and shoes, leaning against the wall breathlessly.-
▲: *he tugs his own pants off, and kicks them aside*
▼: -wraps a leg around his waist loosely, giving a soft moan as she ground their hips together.- j-je2u2 fuck ye2..
▲: NNNGH... *he smiles and feels her chest again*
▼: -looks up with half lidded eyes, moaning quietly.- karkat could y-you..fuck thii2 ii2 embarra22iing two a2k..
▲: C-COULD I WHAT?
▼: -covers her face a little, blushing and mumbling.- ii-iif iit'2 not two 2tupiid. c-could you whii2per iin m-my ear?
▲: *he nods* I'LL TRY BUT...
▲: I-IM NOT THAT GOOD WITH THAT TYPE OF STUFF.. *he sighs*
▼: -gives a small smile, the blush coming back tenfold.- ii-iit doe2n't have two be romantiic, 2-2iilly. ii ju2t liike your voiice.
▲: UH O-OKAY...